5.10.2006 | 21:57

Sönn vinátta

Ef þetta er ekki sönn vinátta þá veit ég ekki hvað!

When you are sad - I will help you get drunk and plot revenge against the sorry bastard who made you sad.

When you are blue - I will try to dislodge whatever is choking you.

When you smile - I will know you finally got laid.

When you are scared - I will rag on you about it every chance I get.

When you are worried - I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be untill you stop whining.

When you are confused - I will use little words.

When you are sick - Stay the hell away from me until you are well again. I don't want whatever you have.

When you fall - I will point and laugh at your clumsy ass (þessi er bara fyrir þig Elísa mín Koss).

This is my oath ... I pledge it to the end! Why? Because you are my friend.

Remember... A good friend will help you move. A really good friend will help you move a body. Let me know if you ever need me to bring a shovel.

Friendship is like peeing in you pants, everyone can see it, but only you can feel the true warmth.

Þetta sendi ég til allra sannra vina minna Koss.

Þar til næst...

B


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When you are drunk, I will show up on your doorstep and make you drink a lot more..

marta (IP-tala skráð) 7.10.2006 kl. 16:21

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